The Bobcats are going to the dogs? Current owner Goshea said “I am tired of the simgods being giant douchebags and attacking my teams and my players”. Year after year, the simgods like to mess with whatever team Goshea is running. Back in time from Dwight Howard fouling out without scoring multiple times to Cody “The General” Wade going from an MVP candidate at 30 to basically being out of the league at 32. The only thing Goshea has been waiting for is a career ending injury to franchise players forcing them to retire instantly. Something like Harper shot dead by sniper but no foul called on the play. I say Harper since is he all but traded and his future bothers me none. I can use him as an example though. His first year on the Mavs he had a great training camp, the following year on the Cats; he went down followed by a 0 training camp.
Goshea has relinquished all decisions to his pack of dogs and 2 ferrets. “It’s just too hard to trade my players and not worth the effort to care anymore so I will sit back and watch the chaos that follows” Goshea said. Generation Bobcat was formed simply because no one wanted any of those players so they grew up together and won a title…something the simnerds can never take away. Tired of having to give up more talent when trading for too long, it’s time to let someone or something else takes control.
“My best PG is a PF who plays then gets injured, what else do I need to say?” The Bobcats went from a 7 seed last year to the worst team in NBA2, all while losing 1 guy who scored 10 PPG and had 4 APG. “Yup, that makes sense so let’s do this.”
All that can be heard in the front offices is Baha Men and Who Let the Dogs Out playing. Why would a pack of dogs want to run a NBA2 franchise you ask…simple…they want to see the Cats suck.
“Woof Woof” is all the new decision makers would be quoted as saying.
This should be an interesting time as dogs don’t believe in simgods, so what does that mean?
